vikkilovely:

I almost died laughing.

4 days ago
  • judge: why did you kill that man
  • me: it's a metaphor
  • judge: oh....ok lol
4 days ago
hopel3ssly:

riarai:

Everyone always talks about hazel and augustus but people rarely appreciate the beautiful friendship between isaac and augustus.

this makes me so sad

hopel3ssly:

riarai:

Everyone always talks about hazel and augustus but people rarely appreciate the beautiful friendship between isaac and augustus.

this makes me so sad

4 days ago
4 days ago

mermaidbiologist:

Friendly reminder: are you making the fandom a safe space for POC?


4 days ago

gr8eva:

my self esteem has two levels

  1. im a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love
  2. bow down before me bitches i am your queen

4 days ago

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police


4 days ago

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here


4 days ago

brittanaforeverandeveramen:

otp: Santini (Santana + martini)

shipping it so hard rn

4 days ago
Can you spell?
4 days ago

starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable


4 days ago

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

things that are cute:

  • ur clothes
  • ur hair
  • ur smile
  • ur laugh
  • u
  • u r cute
  • have a good day cutie
  • continue being cute

4 days ago

youvalisaweirdname:

how has anyone not photoshoped crowley’s head over seamus finnigan when he says “Me dad’s a Muggle; Mam’s a witch.” i’m disappointed


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LIST OF FAVOURITE TV SERIES:
Supernatural (2005) ★

No, it’s exactly what you meant. You want to know what I confessed in there? What my greatest sin was? It was how many times I let you down. I can’t do that again.

4 days ago
http://frankiethedebrielfan.tumblr.com/post/82784377170/sam-doesnt-fucking-deserve-dean-its-from-the

frankiethedebrielfan:

Sam doesn’t fucking deserve Dean. it’s from the first season I say. Sam is a fucking baby. he’s much more stupid that intelligent and he can’t fucking understand he is EVERYTHING to Dean. He doesn’t deserve a brother ready to go to Hell for him, ready to die and suffer, always putting himself…

no but sam went to hell for dean as well and it’s only now, after dean recived the mark of cain, that sam is acting like this. im 10000000000000% sure sam is acting like this because the mark of cain.

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4 days ago